Brian is a Winner

See that title? It's true. Here's me winning Jenga on the cruise:

Yes, it rocked with the ship. Yes, I'm that good. 

I don't know if you can tell in the photo, but there was a huge turnout. I beat out four other people to win the gold medal in the single elimination tournament. Also worth mentioning is that this occurred while sailing in the Atlantic ocean, qualifying me as a WORLD CHAMPION JENGA MASTER.

Here's me paying the bills:

That's a slot machine win, my friends. $37.50 to be exact. 

Those fairies couldn't help giving me the gold. I'm that good. I think it's fair to say that I learned the Secrets of the Forest.